My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
yo Nymphadora Tonks is my hero because she managed to hook up with a hot teacher 14 years older than her
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato