please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly
(Source: grandmabread, via thegigglinghobbit)
My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
attractive strangers make everything better
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